Phone Call

Today's conversation:

Me: You don't want someone living here who makes me nervous and wants to hurt me, do you?

My Him: No. That's my job.

Later...

My Him: OK, I'm here. Do you want me to call you when I'm done?

Me: Yes, please.

My Him: God, I love it when you say that to me. Especially when I'm doing something nice for you.

Me: And a phone call is always nice to get from you.

My Him: That's not what I meant.

Me: I know.

My Him: Mmmm...good girl.